Who? Me?

I am a 28 year old female living on the east coast of the United States.  I am currently working a job that I hate (much like most of America) and I wish nothing more to win the lottery so I can be a full time student forever!  Oh and so I can sit on my lazy ass, of course. 

I love herbs….no not the kind you smoke, although those are nice, too.  You know….herbs….like oregano, basil, thyme, chamomile, ect.  There is nothing more therapeutic than having your hands deep in the earth and then caring and loving the things that you watch grow.  Well maybe chocolate….and alcohol.  But that’s it….chocolate, alcohol and gardening are the most therapeutic things in the world.  Oh and sex! 

I am a Wiccan who believes that the Earth is a sacred and holy creature that should be worshipped and taken care of.  My family is Christian and is very open minded and they do not ask for me to convert to their beliefs.  As my own family understands and does not ask for me to believe what they do, please understand that I don’t want to hear it from anyone else as well.  I respect all religions and all beliefs and would expect you to do the same for me. 

Okay….all the serious crap said, we can move onto more important things.  What is it that makes me tick…makes me, well me?  It’s not the antidepressants! :P   Its the alcohol plus the love for food, life, laughter and friends. 

My favorite things: the smell of fresh cut grass, snowflakes, animals (except for snakes…it is not natural to be able to move long distances without legs), reading, writing, sand between my toes and music.

Things I hate: stupidity, racism, assholes and the lint that gets between your toes when you wear socks.  The last  is very annoying and is a plague onto man.  Speaking of socks, you know what else is going to be the cause of man’s imminent plunge into insanity?  Only 1 sock coming out of the dryer.  Where the hell does the other sock go? ! I know that I put 2 in the washing machine! 

Enough of this.  Want to know more?  Read my entries and remember that I am just here for some fun!


2 Responses to “Who? Me?”

  1. You forgot to mention what a ho-bag you are. I think the people of the internecks need to know the truth. Oh, and when you reincarnate, you’ll be coming back as a turd. Goddess told me so!

    LOL! Love ya, gutter slut! ;)

    • You call me a gutter slut? Do you not remember where that name came from? It was my pet name for you, my loving sis! You taught me all that I know. So therefore, you are the gutter slut and I remain the good one, being corrupted by your evil ways. And aren’t you supposed to be working? I don’t want to have to hurt you, grasshopper! :)

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